The Kiwis and the Aussies awoke this morning on their Friday, December 21, 2012 and, after poking themselves to see if they were still alive, they rolled out of bed, grabbed their morning tea and took off for another day of work and living. Whew! Disaster averted for them.
Meanwhile, I am writing this post on Thursday morning in a different time zone where we nervously (wink, wink…) pace on the eve of December 21, 2012. In case you haven’t heard, this Friday (12/21/2012) is the day marked by some interpretations as the day of the Mayan Apocalypse: the day the ancient Mayans predicted the calendar would stop flipping and the world would stop spinning.
Let me say I am optimistic that JELL-O pudding will avert the end of the world. (Click here to view their strategy.) But, on the eve of the Mayan Apocalypse I realize I may have only a few more hours to live. My hometown of Nashville, TN could very soon look like a scene out of Walking Dead with Zombie invasions. The New Madrid fault line upon which Memphis rests could rumble at any moment displacing millions and triggering mass hysteria and riots. Then, there is the remote possibility of my walking across a crosswalk outside my office on 2nd Avenue and being hit by a car driven by a distracted out of town tourist who was busy texting to her friend back in Missouri. She was texting that the world could end for all she cared because she had just talked to Taylor Swift at the local Starbucks. Lucky for her, but lights out for me.
Or not.
Maybe, just maybe, like any other predicted apocalypse or day, nothing will happen either as a result of ancient Mayan prophecies or errant cars. I could just wake up on Friday and have my morning cup of coffee and go about another day.
My company Patmos is named after the Greek island of Patmos where John wrote The Book of Revelation, an apocalyptic book in the Bible about the end times. On the eve of the Mayan Apocalypse, I couldn’t resist weighing in on our pending doom. Especially when a part of Patmos’ business involves helping companies and communities anticipate threats and disasters and make plans to reduce them.
I am also an ordained minister which means I am supposed to know something about prophecies. For the record: I haven’t seen any Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse riding around to signal the end, although the Gangham Style You Tube Video craze is a little alarming. The dance craze out of South Korea, where the main dance move mimics riding a horse, is nearing a billion hits on You Tube and should reach a billion tomorrow. The reality that a billion people have watched this You Tube video is reason to be scared and maybe proof that our world deserves to end!
For some time, grim prophesiers have pointed to Dec. 21, 2012, as the date of the apocalypse predicted by the Mayan calendar. According to the ancient Maya Long Count Calendar, the end of this world’s 13th baktun – a baktun is a calendar period of 144,000 days) is Friday, leading some to extrapolate that the termination of this cycle will bring the end of days. The Mayan scholar who broke the code is brushing off the doomsday theory, holding that the ancient Mayans never said anything about the world ending. The end of the current baktun was a pretty big deal if you were an ancient Mayan priest, but the prophecy around it is the tendency of our modern culture to come up with excuses to freak out. Remember the last end of the world scare that fizzled on January 1, 2000?
No matter what happens, it’s probably better to be safe than sorry. You’ll want to be prepared for the end, whenever it comes. So I offer these 5 tips for your life after the Mayan Apocalypse.
5 Tips for Your Life after the Mayan Apocalypse:
- Daily hug the people in your life that you care about. Make sure they know that you care about them. (And make sure you all have a plan with how you all will communicate with one another and be re-united if a crisis large or small happens when you all are separated and may not be able to communicate via cell phones.)
- Treat with respect and understanding those with whom you have dealings in business and in life. Let respect be your baseline. The colorful writer Studs Terkel once wrote: “I want people to talk to one another no matter what their difference of opinion might be.” If a stranger or acquaintance should do something to violate your trust and respect in them, then you have a decision to make about what is the fitting response, but let respect be your baseline and starting point with others.
- Don’t dig a spider hole. Don’t withdraw from our world into a fox hole to wait out whatever causes you fear, but engage. Before the year ends, perform one charitable act that no one except you might notice. And, those end of the year, fundraising letters that pile up on the edge of your desk, write at least one check to a charity working hard in your community to help people who are living through their own version of catastrophe whether it is hunger, homelessness, or violence.
- Always keep a can of tuna fish, water, and some cash on hand. In other words, take steps to be prepared for being without access to resources for at least 72 hours. Cash is king following a disaster. In 2005, following Hurricane Katrina, I was down in hurricane ravaged lower Louisiana. With the power out, credit cards and A.T.M.’s were useless. It’s a good idea to always keep some cash on hand.
- Have some type of a plan in place. The Mayan Apocalypse was a fizzle but you will want to be prepared for the next subapocalyptic event that happens: a tornado, or a blackout, or a loss of a key employee. You can’t afford to have your business interrupted. Contact us; we can help you be prepared to face disasters, large and small.